Everyone be sure and save all the skanky chums you catch next fall and freeze them whole. I'm working on a new product called Sea-Lion-B-Gone.

It's a special reel loaded with 80# braided line with a 2-conductor wire weaved-in. Inside the old chum goes an explosive charge & ignition cap. On the reel, there are 2 buttons: one is the bail release, the other is marked "det". The reel has self contained batteries.

Here's how it works: you "troll" the specially prepared chum salmon through sea lion rich waters.

When he takes the bait, it's:

wait.....
wait...
wait..
DETONATE!


Look Daddy! That sea lion doesn't have a head....