I wish we could Parker....unfortunately I have trouble fighting my way out of a wet paper bag, and Todd, as you may know, is much more likely to handle a situation with his brain and his mouth than with violence.

Actually One Way, they aren't. After they find the locking gas cap they just bend down with a sharp object and puncture your tank....draining ALL the gas from your rig with no way to refill it. I'd rather have the peckers just siphon it.

The only thing I might add to the tale is the incredible story that Josh spun to the cops when confronted with stealing our gas: "We didn't steal their gas." The Deputy then asked: "Well, were you there the whole time?" (Our vehicles were parked 20 feet away) "Yep", Josh answers. "Well, did you happen to see anybody else stealing their gas?" "Nope". He then offered (if the cop would give him a ride) to come back up and pay us for the gas that they apparently did not steal.

Ike