Government Notice

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of *****s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


So the old Slab can trash the Republicans along with the best of them (as long as he finds it amusing).....