*Cow Tipping*



---You know how cows sleep standing up, with their legs locked? You drive out into the country at night...



--and find a bunch of sleeping cows. Cows are really stupid, so it’s real easy to sneak up on them...



--Then you shove a bunch of them over before they know what’s happening. Boy are they surprised!


Can a person really tip a cow, and why don’t we just go out and try it?


YES! But you can't do it here!

THE COWS ARE SACRED!
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Why are "wild fish" made of meat?