A 'toon (aka speed bump) on the Cow sounds more like a tricycle on the freeway to me.

Kinda reminds me of the odd guy we'd see from time to time on the lower Kenai fishing out of a kyak. Watching him dodge sleds was always interesting (even downright scary) but watching him attempting (!) to boat a Kenai king was a joke.

Can you do it?
Sure, why not?
Would you want to?
My question is: why?
Even banking it at Blue Creek sounds like more fun to me.

So to each his own, but meantime, be careful out there. ;\)
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Matt. 8:27   The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!”