Oh man, h2o, that's gr8 stuff!! I started chuckling somewhere during Saturday and by the end I was laughing so hard the wife says, "WHAT are you laughing at?" I said, still laughing, "You gotta read this." She does the look-over-the-sholder thing and I scroll upon request. She chuckles politely at the end and goes about her previous business. It's got to be a fisherman thing. Anyway, thanks for the great write! It was terrific!!