So let me get this straight ;\)

I have no medical insurance and have reached that point in life that I figure that I am going to need some. My wife of 30 years has her own coverage through her job in the private sector.

I have an older good friend that is in the carpenter's union and his wife passed away.

I divorce my wife ( or is that really neccessary if we change the definition of marriage) , run down to S. F. and mary my carpenter butty..

Then I can come home get my much needed colonastophy paid for by the union, still living with my wife and looking forward to my buttie's retirement benefits.
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