WHAT??? You mean there was actually corruption going on in Iraq? And other countries, too?? OH MY GAWD!! Who would ever thought such a thing? That's gotta be the biggest news since learning the moon isn't really made of cheese.

By the way, the article doesn't happen to mention what steps John Negroponty (American Ambassaduer to the UN) took to stop or prevent such despicable acts. Surely we must have taken some action since we're on such higher moral ground (the Executive Branch excluded, of course) than the rest of the world.