WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

Way too funny....A friend and fishing buddy did this up in Canada at Hornby Island one night...We anchored the boat offshore and came in to a tavern full of commercial fishermen who bought us lots of Olde English 800 and OKeefe's Extra Stout...As we walked back to the boat my buddy who was **** faced jumped into the grasshopper Kung Fu stance and attacked me....I remember saying something like : "Here's you ****ing karate....." Then I pick him up and threw him over the bluff.