Grandpa: I get about a call a month, usually from some adenoidal teenage boy asking if Eddie is there. Usually I just hang up but if I'm feeling frisky I tell them I'm his uncle and that he’s passed out/ with a groupie/writing a song or whatever else comes in my head. Sometime it can be great fun. I told one guy Eddie was in bed with Courtney love. I though his head was going to explode he was so excited. I’m sure he told all his friends.
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No huevos no pollo.