Dang it. This whole time I thought being born in Pennsylvania, and being a voting, taxpaying member of society made me a real American.

Shoot.

I gotta get me some Oxycontin, some semi-automatic weapons, and run my mouth on a radio station all day if I'm to have any hope. ;\)
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames