Its part of the vast left wing conspiracy...

Actually we all gather in basements on the thirteenth day of every month. By splifflight we quote verses from the Koran, Communist Manifesto, Necronomicon and Al Franken..... Helter Skelter of course playing in the background.

We solve the worlds problems by turning them into modules. When a major crisis rolls around we just break out the twenty sided die to see what we should do.

...and we practice flip-flopping alot, maybe too much. At first we tried it with thongs but we're always so stoned we can never get them to stay on our feet....eventually we resorted to just falling on the floor and mimicing that fish in the Faith No More video .................................... its not as easy as it looks...(If you try this at home start with the gator and work yourselves up gradually....mmmmk?)

....anyway....