Whackywickyup here's a little test for you:

1. Is your favorite color Clear? Yes No
2. Do you consider French Fries ethnic food? Yes No
3. Are Rocky Mountain Oysters your favorite sea food? Yes No
4. Do you not know the "secret" to the Crying Game? Yes No
5. Do you think that e-mail is a special service provided by the U.S. Postal Service? Yes No
6. Do you believe that Elvis is among the living? Yes No
7. Do you believe that if you drink a diet pop and eat a piece of triple caramel chocolate cheesecake, that the calories balance out? Yes No
8. Do the people in the movie Deliverance remind you of family members? Yes No
9. Do I look fat? Yes No
10. Can you relate with the guests on Jenny Jones, Ricki, or Jerry Springer? Yes No
11. Were you a guest on Jenny Jones, Ricki, or Jerry Springer? Yes No
12. Did you decide not to go to college because you didn't have time, but you paid money for those Sally Struther's do-it-at-home courses. (That TV/VCR Repair course sure has come in handy.) Yes No
13. Have you ever told anyone to smile because it takes less muscles than frowning? Yes No
14. Have you ever flunked an I.Q. test? Yes No
15. Have you ever studied for a pregnancy test?