So true..there are parts of a man's body that get bigger with age...The nose is one and the earsanother. There is something else that would swing wildly with feverish pedaling of a bicycle in the nude. Those fancy bikes with narrow seats could play hell on that part of an old man's body..So I can see the real need for those Lycra pantyhose. Glad to hear you set a great example by riding in those long treks. Keep it up.