Does someone have a big stick they can just whack me in the head with?

These threads just seem to draw me in and get me all riled up.

TK.........are you posting just to yank my chain? ;\)
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames