"I do a better job of fighting for the rights of sportsmen than George Bush does."--John Kerry (speaking to hunting and fishing enthusiasts)

"I've had my name on every piece of animal rights legislation ever passed by congress."--John Kerry (speaking to animal rights extremists)


You've got to love a guy who always tells you what he thinks you want to hear. A wise man once said, "if any two people agree on everything--one of them isn't necessary."

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BTW-John Kerry was actually for the pheasants before he changed his position and decided to be against them.

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George Bush believes animals have rights too--He believes they have the right to some salt, pepper, butter and a little bit of garlic.