Maybe Kerry kept it in the same place that Christopher Walken as Capt. Koons kept the watch in Pulp fiction?

it would have made a great convention speech.

"I hid this uncomfortable roll of film up my ass for four months. Then, after four months , I was sent home to my family. And now, America , I give the film to you."


"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch.