I had ford tempo...the drivers side door closed with a bungee cord.

The factory clear coat peeled away leaving it looking like the skin of leper.

I hit a deer doing (fast!) and completely annihilated the drivers front quarter....the resulting shimmy at 60 mph caused a few of my girlfriends to express their fondness for the ugly duck.

I fixed that though forever by failing to notice a bucket of sand shrimp had worked its way down to where the spare tire goes in the trunk. Took me about three weeks before I realized it wasn't 'just some left over fish slime' making that stink and by that time it was far far too late.

Every morning, same ritual...start die, start die, start die, chortle................run. Drop into gear then feather, feather, feather.......... die. Start, run, drop into gear and drive. It was that easy.

Tell you what about that car though......that fkr went everywhere.

Eventually the drivers side drive axle broke and i junked it for fifty bucks. When I bought it from my brother it was in pretty decent shape. I think it only lasted another two years before it met its doom.