I think I'll go to one of those Ron Simms Kwanzaa parties and see if I can sing "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" and eat some Lute Fisk. Then I think I'll go to the local Mosque and sing some good old Jewish holiday songs...The if I don't have a cap in my ass or get beheaded I will stop by Aunty's pagan ritual and drink some goat blood. If I make it back home I will count my blessings and sneak a candy cane off the tree and share it with my grandson. Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!!!