Put this in your fire:

#1: How about letting anyone fish they want to? As long it is legal.

#2: See #1.

#3: I like flyfishermen on my rivers. They don't litter like real "crackers" do, they don't catch many fish....more for me, and they have a little courtesy on the drift. A lot more than you guys in your sleds flying by me full speed just six feet away. Yeah, you're cool.

#4: Winter....summer, whatever. It's a 4# pound steelhead, whoop-t-do. Get over yourself.

#5: Get new friends.

Do you want to know what a cracker is?

* Someone without launching etiquette.
* Someone who snags.
* Someone who litters.
* Someone who bonks a dark fish with a rock 17 times while whooping and smoking a non-filtered Camel cig. Then turning to a friend and screaming at the top of his drunk lungs and his semi-toothless mouth what a fight it gave him. That's a cracker.