I just got back from a long-ass biz trip to Wichita (3 days seems like 3 weeks) and the flight over was crowded and bumpy as hell. I asked the attendant what was up and she said "that g*dd*mn Parker, he is screwing up the weather again"....then when my Heineken arrived in a lukewarm can she said "Parker again, he messed up our coolers"......and the delay in Denver?? Parker's fault again......man Parker, you are one powerful dude!!!!

I have photos of the NFL back in the 70s.....it was crowded back then, back when anyone cool enough to sport a brown Fenwick instead of a yellow Eagle Claw was king doodoo for the day.......I guess Parker was putting hexes back on the NFL in those days too, between swiping the old man's Playboys and tryin' to cop a feel off Daisy Duke's little walla walla sweet starter set next door........