To me this seems like it could be a scene from Reno 911. Drop the duck NOW lady! Call for backup, she has a duckling hostage! Drop that duck or I'm going to take your goldfish downtown for questioning...

Dammit I wish I could have been there to see this whole duck confiscation go down! What a joke.

Next time I witness blatent disregard for the law down at my local fishing hole, I'm going to call and report rampant pet duck collection and see how fast WDFW shows up.