I have better luck trolling for salt water taffy

Seriously, I've taken a few flyfishing off beaches while after cutts or salmon and the takes were in really close to shore. A lot of fun on a 6 wt flyrod......but nothing you could ever count on, just like finding a hot chick at a jiffy lube.

Vinnie, you can start your porno music, this chick works at the Jiffy Lube 'N Fresh Donut Emporium in Montesano. See what will happen if you take her fishing? She'll bring lunch!!!!