Oh god all the stuff I've pulled with the Telemarketers....

Here's a good idea that I've busted out a few times lately...

When you get a telemarketer calling, tell them to hold up for just a minute. Tell them you need to get "a pencil and pen" to write down their info...

Really though, go get onto your internet and go to the ebaumsworld.com soundboards....

Then, click all the stuff you wanna say on the soundboards, and you immediately sound like Borat or Napoleon Dynamite or any of the dozens of people on the soundboards...

It works best with a speakerphone too, that way you don't have to keep moving the phone from your ear down to the speaker...