I mixed some sand into some paint to put a no-skid finish on my boat seat.

Left the unused portion in the can.

Came home the next day to find that MY kid painted the house with the leftovers.

I was less than pleased.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames