The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his

Trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide,

Holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a

Priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what

Kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Really? Well then, help me

Land this Son of a Bitch!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the

Size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever

Seen." "Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son

Of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his

Gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "Take a

Look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" Sister Mary gasped and

Clutched her rosary, "Father!" "It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it

Is," a Son of a Bitch fish! And apparently it's quite delicious." Sister

Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a

Few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are

You doing Sister?" "Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for

The new Bishop's dinner." "Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset!

Please watch your language!" "No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch

Fish." "Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it

And that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when

You've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The

Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine and the fish

Was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you

Get it?" "I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister. The Friar added,

"And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!" The new

Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his face as

He said, "You f*****s are my kind of people