Stam,

Maybe you should be saying your prayers instead, that way you won't go 4 days on the Olympic Peninsula without a bite. I heard all about it at the coffee shop in Forks. We all had a good laugh and then prayed for your poor wretched soul.

And for the rest of you monkey loving fools, you'll be happier if you stop thinking so damm hard. God has it figured out for you. Have some faith and let a good pastor show you how to live.
You all spend way too much time on the internet. Thats what's corrupting your minds. You should be watching your children instead. Spraying your 8 year old down with Febreze and then throwing them on the school bus doesn't make you a good parent.

Its no wonder you've all been cursed with chum.

FR