Which is funny because alot of Jamaicans smoke Craven-A's which are the nastiest, noxious coffin nails ever produced.

Also after spending time in Jamaica, I wouldn't feel bad if a whole lot of them dropped dead.

And as far as I could tell, 90% of Jamaica's problems come from that violent, bloodthirsty, wackjob cult known as The Rastafari.

In the short time I was there, in that little backwater parish alone, there were 6 murders, one was a girl they suspected of of being pregnant with a "white man baby," another was suspected of being gay, one was a political assaination, and the rest were home invasion robberies, and ALL of them were macheted to death by several Rastas.