What a total bunch of Sh!t...

I have a freind who did an almost identical crime. DUI and DWP x 2 ( I admit thats not good as he has had others in the past)

However, here is the difference between him and Paris

1> He cut a deal to spend 90 days in county in addition to the 23 days he already spent there.
2> He lost his job while he was in county for the 23 days
3> He has a family, and his wife is a stay at home mom ( 3 little kids)
4> He won't be making any money off this deal by writing a book, or talk show appearances. He is pretty much screwed

Paris will be lounging out at the pool, talking on her phone and pretty much doing anything she wants . One another note: in the real world that little twat Linsey Lohan should be looking at her second DUI in a year, but is whisked away to re-hab before the cops get a chance to charge her... Fact is, if she was a normal kid she would have racked up 100 charges just for "comsumption" of alcohol. That little rag trots in and out of bars and for some reason thats just fine with the police.

Poor , poor Paris.. didn't want to eat her hot dogs and beans.. hell, in the real womans jail they call that " dinner and a date"