Not that unusual. A while back a guy we know named Dave that owned a bar did not show up one day. His son in law went to his house and found him dead in bed. He called the cops and his ex-wife etc. The cops come in and look at him. " Yup.. he's dead alright, you didn't kill him did you ?? " The coraner showed up and looked at him and told them " well, you seem like nice folks so why don't you just wrap him in a blanket and take him to the funeral home, it'll save you 2,500 for the ambulance and its only a few blocks away" so they wrapped Dave up and put him in the passenger seat and off they went.

The ex-wife says " If I knew it was gonna be this easy I'd have done him myself years ago" Dave now is resting in a fancy box next to the T.V set at the bar. They put a fresh can of Coors up there every week, and its an honer to drink the old one they took down.