I'm going to start padding my posts count, just so Todd can't catch up.

Back when I had Elvis to spar with, padding the count was easy. Now I'll have to think stuff up. Or I could use f4brains' techniques and just shoot off some random commentary.

Like this:

I'd like a toasted ham n cheese samich.

Hey, that was easy.

And Todd is one post further from catching up.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

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