Speaking of big tits, I was sitting in my truck at the stoplight near Target on Kitsap Mall Blvd. waiting for the light to change when I see this chick walking across the crosswalk in front of me. She was a good loking gal and her tits were fuc%ing HUGE!!!!

As she got closser I started scaning for nips and noticed the t-shirt she was wearing. It was red with a stylized logo on the chest of a buck whitetail deer head and a route 66 highway sign with an American flag tieing whole red-neck patriotic design together. So, I get home in time to head to a 3rd of July party and my wife says, "I bought you something." Laying on the table in front of me is the same t-shirt in my size. She says, "Do you like it?"