I had a little old lady Medicare patient tell me this joke in the operating room as she was going under a few weeks back:

On the first day of school, Mrs Baker had her first grade students introduce themselves to the rest of the class, one by one in alpha order. They were to stand up, state their name, where they lived, and tell their classmates a little something about themselves.

Allison... Ashley... Adam...
Bobby... Becky...
Cameron...

and so on.

When they got to the M's, this menacing little boy stands up...

"Hi, my name's Marty.... but the kids all call me Farty... and GODAMMIT that makes me mad!"

Mrs. Baker was aghast. She had been warned about this kid, his foul-mouthed low-life parents, and how this could be a very challenging school year. Not losing her composure, she asked Marty to continue... "So young man, where do you live?"

Marty answered, "I live on Third Street... but the kids all say I live on Turd Street... and GODAMMIT that makes me mad!"

By this time Mrs. Baker had had enough. "Marty, you're staying after school today!"

When the final bell rang and all the other kids were dismissed, she approached the boy sitting quietly and staring blankly at his desk. "Marty, do you know why you're here today?"

The boy hesitated briefly, raised his head, looked her in the eye, and replied, "Yeah... you wanna diddle... but I'm too little... and GODAMMIT that makes me mad!"


Edited by Big_Daddy (07/11/07 12:32 AM)
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