Roguefsr - don't feel too bad. You may have struck out but sounds to me like you at least got style points for your boat manuever on the river.

A friend's female boss asked him to come out to Lake Sutherland to take some of her friends, visiting from the eastcoast, waterskiing. He knew his boss was a lesbian, and as she'd been a catcher on the Penn State women's baseball team with the looks to match (think a young Yogi Berra), he figured the visitors would look the same.
Wrong - the two women visitors were stunning and had tiny bikinis to show off their 'assests'. At the end of the skiing session, he was sitting on the beach having a beer. As one of the bikini clad woman strolled up the dock toward him, he was checking her out. As she got up to him, she lowered her sunglasses with one finger, stared at him for a moment with a smile on her face and said "Kinda makes you crazy doesn't it. All this and I have no interest in men. Kinda like looking in the window at Baskin Robbins knowing you can't have any, isn't it."