Warning!! Terrorist elk are at loose, and looking to harm the American people. They hate us for our freedom. They hate us for our guns. They hate my pickup truck.



I was driving past Heckelsville in the USD, when out of nowhere a 600+ lb. cow elk comes hurtling out of the re-prod and T-Bones my rig. It literally hit me, the damage to the fender was where it plowed into the truck, it's head hitting the windshield which exploded in my wife's lap. Then it rolled down the side of my truck, smashing every piece of metal possible.

A cougar must have spooked it, as it was 11:30ish PM and that thing was running as fast as I've ever seen an elk run. Plus I've heard no less than 3 cat sightings in that area...

It's neck was broken, and before I could get back w/ the 44 mag to make sure it was dead the sheriff got there and put it down.