It's funny you should say that. I went to Florida one time (Orlando to be precise). That place is a hell hole, and the people there are, generally speaking, dumb (probably even the astronauts). I was at Wal Mart in Orlando (that was a pretty dumb move on my part), when one of their famous 'sun showers' hit and a lightning bolt blew out the power in the store. I was in line and had just finished checking out when the power blew. The woman behind me was bummed and she asked the clerk "Do ya'll have a back up reactor or sumthin'". I stopped and pretended to read by receipt so I could hear the rest of it. Clerk says "A reacter? I don't know let me check." and then she yells to the next clerk "Ay Wanda, we got a backup reacter or sumthin'". Wanda: "I on't even know what a reacter is, alls I know is that we get a smoke break if this power don't come back soon."

You can't make that stuff up. I know I shouldn't type generalities, but it is way easier than a disclaimer after every possible offensive sentence.