Too many lines in the fire. Here's one for ya. I'm at home last night entertaining some skanky MILF I dug up online, or as was the case it was her turn to entertain me, when another car pulls into the driveway. I jump up and grab a blanket for cover and while she heads for a bedroom to hide, I answer the door. It's my friend Michelle, who I'd invited over earlier, before I had made araingements with the gal I was with. Pretty cool, huh.