It's all fun and games until the large penis comes out, then it's hllarious. That thing is like relationship insurance. No woman has ever left her husband for a man with a smaller unit.

Wish I coulda been at the party. Hopefully you told Verlain the Shella polka-dot panty story. Did you guys know where the water valve was? Usually when crap like that happens no one has a clue how to turn the water off.