This morning I had some sort of procedure where they blast a stone into little pieces so that it's small enough to pass. Well, they had to insert some sort of device into my pecker to go seek and destroy the little bastard.

Here's my question. Have any of you had this procedure and if so how long will it take until I stop feeling like I'm pissing broken glass every time I take a leak?

Yes, this is a serious question. If there's ever a "next time" where I have to chose how to get rid of one of these damn things I'm going to opt for lethal injection!