Since the ratio of guides to clients is about 50/50, lets here it boys.

I've got many, but here's one to kick it off. I took some good ol' boys down the Hoh a few years ago, one of which strated drinking beer at the put-in. By the time we were half way down he was shitfaced, tossing his emptys in the river, which I would have to row after to retrieve while he laughed at me. Guess who's rod goes down with the 20-pound chrome buck? Yip. There is no justice in the world.