Foo-Foo panty remover:

1 banana
1 cored, peeled pineapple
1 cored, peeled, sliced mango
1 cup guava (if available)
2 cups ice
1 cup Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum
optional: 1/2 can of creme of Coconut

Blend until smooth, top with a splash of Appleton V/X dark rum