What happened a few nights ago was the funniest experience I've ever had here. I'm not the only one who feels this way. Besides gay references, most of the "jabs" were regarding boot fish. It seems that by you continuing the boothunter theme, you are asking for more of the same.

BTW: photoshop is just a few clicks away. It WILL BE you in the picture soon!

...tell yer cousin that boots like that, in order to look authentic, must be mounted with cum trail dripping down- just like in real life.