Who was it that said that VHawk and Falwell's Right are the same guy?

Likening that wonderful Man of God to a heathen dirtbag like V-Hork is like comparing me to a homo...it just ain't right.

Ban everyone on the "Top Posters" list, for starters. Maybe randomly ban five or ten people every day, just for the heck of it.

Definitely ban people who can't spell, use punctuation, or form a complete sentence.

Ban anyone who answers the next question about any type of drift boat issue with "Simply the Best!". Ban them twice, for good measure.

Anyone who mis-ID's a fish really badly? Ban 'em.

Anyone who votes for a Democrat, ban them.

Anyone who thinks I'm a homo? Ban them.

That should get the number of members down to a much more manageable size. Probably something like nineteen members. Moderation would be much easier then!

Yours in Service,

Larry

P.S. This rayon nightie sure is comfortable!