I love the New World Order conspiracies.

Tatooed Barcodes, implanted microchips, mind control rays, chemtrails (look that one up for a laugh), The Superhighway, you name it. It's all tied up to those same asshats that think The UN Commies are coming in UFO's piloted by Sasquatches to take away our Shootin' Irons and edumacate our wimminfolk with that PC eco-terrorist evolution blasphemy.
Y2K's a-commin'! It's just runnin' late!