Borrow a pitbull. Bring it over to "play" with the dog when nobody is home.

My best bud's ex of 17 years made it her life's mission to make his life as miserable as possible when they divorced. She made sure her butt grew to about 4 axehandles across to keep men away so she could devote all her time to farkin' with his mind ..................through the kids, through lawyers, through attempts to get his girlfriend's income listed as "family assets" so she could grab a chunk for herself via fatter child support......he's still dealing with this [censored] to this day.

Hope your parting with her goes smoother than my bud's "D" went Tim............life is too short to be tortured endlessly .