When she was a pup, our dog ate a recliner, a couch, and a pair of my slippers.

You know why puppies are cute? Because they HAVE to be. Otherwise there'd be puppy carcasses scattered all over the country side.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames