Well congrats on not screaming out again, "come on guys I swear I'm not gay." And your correct about it being stupid for a guy who still has the tape residue from his diapers still stuck to his sides, to be giving advice to grown men about dating.

However, the myth that guys that get a lot of ass don't talk about it...it's just that a myth. As long as the girl was smoking hot, I didn't really care that she told her AA meeting that she knew she was a problem drinker after waking up next to a guy named VHawk who was wearing her panties for a nightcap.



And if Jessica Beal woke up from her drunken night of debauchery and screamed out "Holy chit, what have I done" while staring at me and making gagging noises, I'd just reply,

"I'm telling all my friends".

And if that other hot Jess said while I was making her breakfast,




"Stop staring at me, and I don't want you to tell anybody that we ever met."

I'd tell her "Sure honey, whatever you say."