Screw you guys.

I just wont the Nigerian Lottery! Twice! Not only that, but the Prince of DoobooDaBaRain (small country in Africa) is entrusting to me 25 million dollars! All I gotta do is cash in the $25,000 check he sent me (it *looks* legit to me!) and in return, all I gotta do is send him back $15,000 in US Cash. Suckers! Once he gets his money (he really wants it gold or US Dollars), he's gonna wire the millions to my account!

His email even said that it was LEGIT on Snopes! No need for me to check that out myself!

I'm outta here!

Calling in Rich! I can now buy that bad-ass sled, drift boat, big truck, and a big house with a HUGE 4-car garage! I don't have to work any more and I can start fishing EVERY day now!

Life is great!

Wooo! Hooo!

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T.K. Paker