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I am about ready to die from laughing and no one knows why but you. When I first read that, I was like, "whoa buddy! -tread lightly" but, then I thought, that's okay, I know lots of men that are quite smitten with Martha. Besides, one can not go wrong with a blonde that cooks for ya!
I was just about to respond to you that...instead of the "face masks" (your words) apparently you just need a blindfold! I got one for my husband the next aisle over and it works just great.

p.s. -don't worry, i don't look like martha anyway, that's just bob's opinion. his vote doesn't count...he likes debbie gibson for goodness sakes & he plays golf!