.........some chowderhead is doing 48 mph in a 60 mph zone in the left hand lane, talking on the cell oblivious to the fact he's got 10 rigs on his ass who are ready to ram him off the road because he's been doing this for 10 miles and (the good part) they can't pass the jackass because the car in the righthand lane (Neil and Ethel who are in their 80's and can barely see over the wheel) is also doing 48 mph so these two Cliffords back everyone up to the point one asks themselves what they did to piss off the freeway gods.


......Most of W Washington heads for the wynoochee because, rumor has it, that it's on fire and you'll surely catch your limit because F & H News, the P-I, Tribune,Times, so and so biologist at the Montesano WDFW office and so and so at Monte Square said you will. Just like lemmings.

......Leave at o-dark-thirty for a distant river(at least an hour away) and pack everything except my wading shoes. Damn it's hard to get those romeos to fit on my Simms